Miss,
We regret to inform you that your inability to write sentences of more than 140 characters has resulted in your suspension from our society. In the event of your termination you will be required to hand over the codebook and membership ID. You will also be stripped of all library privileges. We might also want our society t-shirt back – the management will get back to you about that.
In order to prevent said termination, we earnestly urge you to do the following.
1. Expand your vocabulary. Your vocabulary, like, seems to have, like reduced, like totally. Y’know?
2. Tweet less, write more. Instead of tweeting in Scottish, we suggest you spend more time writing. No, not in Scottish, in proper English. The world is a better place without every single minuscule thought being immortalized on the internet.
3. We noticed with great trepidation that you’ve now adopted certain Hindi slang phrases into your vocabulary. We would like to express our dissatisfaction at this development. We’ll be watching you. Closely.
4. That’s all, really. We’d ask you to stop procrastinating, but we know a lost cause when we see it.
Remember, use your words wisely.
Yours in eloquence,
The Society of Words
Wa Ah ne’er, aam famoos! Tak’ nae notice ay ‘at “society” mah lassie…thocht dornt gie them back th’ t-shirt, aye? Th’ wee cheeky rascals.
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Exactly! damn cunnin’ bastards these fowk ur!
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NAC MAC FEEGLES! Read Terry Pratchett, Gutterflower! You must!
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I shall. I remember you and S being avid readers and trying to get me into it. Will def give him a go. 🙂
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what? a pratchett noob? u must DAEEEE!!
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^^ Agree.
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lol ok that’s just hilarious…
and hey! i didn’t get a t-shirt..! [storms off to management]
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Tsk. Thats shameful. File a complaint yo!
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Are you trying to guilt-trip the rest of us who tweet far more frequently?
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Maybe. Is it working?
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Well I did pass on tweeting about you curiously still having a hit-counter on your blog.
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Eh? Whats wrong with that!
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So… 20th century web-design of you.
:B
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Oh shush. Go stand in a corner and eat your cornflakes.
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I made/had pancakes just now!
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@Jerry: With hens? 😛
And Gutterflower: Your vocabulary, like, seems to have, like reduced, like totally. Y’know?
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Not at all. You are doing remarkably well, though I’d welcome several more posts. To that end I think I’ll start contributing (money) to the Society of Words – it’s for a good cause 😀
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Why thank you. I’ll let the management know. 😉
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@Dee and @Jerry Well, I *did* try some of his stuff a while back but never made it through! I shall try again though. For shizz.
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